if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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