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I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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