you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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