The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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