I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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