I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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