I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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