Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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