I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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