Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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