Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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