apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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