Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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