therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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