I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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