Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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