Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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