Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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