I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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