Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize