Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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