somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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