It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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