Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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