I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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