i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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