It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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