I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
And then he peed in my hair
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