Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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