i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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