That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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