Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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