the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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