Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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