Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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