yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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