I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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