i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
