She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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