think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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