I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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