So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Randomize