Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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