True but thats because hes a fetus.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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