Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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