I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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