just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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