I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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