Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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