Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You are a genius and a whore.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
