Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You made out with two different species that night
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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