I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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