there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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