Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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