At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
A bitchslap is in order.
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