It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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