is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
